Thursday, December 22, 2005

a little bout me and why i hate miami...

I am a 28 year old criminal defense attorney in Florida. I am not now nor will I ever be a Floridian. I think even the title Floridian sounds vaguely obscene, like the name of a rash you get when you are out in the sun too long. I moved here from the fine streets of Manhattan and have been banging my head on the nearest palm tree in frustration ever since.